He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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