I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
are you so shy because you have an std?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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