you're like a bully in the Christmas story
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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