don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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