i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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