Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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