I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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