I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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