youre lurking in front of me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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