my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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