I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Found your dick twin last night
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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