At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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