Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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