In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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