I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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