Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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