If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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