yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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