How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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