If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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