plz talk dirty to me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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