I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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