the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just had sex on a roof
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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