Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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