i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize