The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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