Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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