Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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