oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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