I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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