problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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