Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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