Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
there was a trapeze. enough said
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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