There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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