I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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