Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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