I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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