D3 body, D1 cock
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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