in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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