I understand why you refuse to be sober now
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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