Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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