Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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