wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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