did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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