I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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