We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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