I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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