For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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