the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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