Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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