There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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