Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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