its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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