Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
